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Joe Haldeman

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Quotes by Joe Haldeman

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She said she promised her mother that she would never drink a drop of wine. That was the drop she never drank.
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We’re headed for Aleph-7. Panty raid.” New slang term for the type of operation whose main object was to gather Tauran artifacts, and prisoners if possible. I tried to find out where the term came from, but the one explanation I got was really idiotic.
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It was the cat, who had the usual talent for hiding from people who like cats and cleaving unto those who have sinus trouble or just don’t like sneaky little animals.
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Don’t ‘write what you know.’ Make up something new!
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Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months.
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War is the province of danger and therefore courage above all things is the first quality of a warrior, von Clausewitz maintained.
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Bad books on writing tell you to ‘write what you know’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
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Don’t worry about that, Man, just make out my ticket.
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Some are born crazy,” Amelia said. “Some achieve craziness. We had craziness thrust upon us.
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There may or may not be a God, but if there is one, I wouldn’t want to have him over for dinner.
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